The Toughest Reservation in Town

I hear the food's great, though.

Maytag's Exclusive Feature

Oh, sure, this sounds handy. But think about it. Only one person in the entire world can use it at a time. It's a stupid feature.

Truth in Labeling

Corrected label for "fat free half & half"

If You Own a Dog, You Should Have One of These

Because you just never know when you'll need it.
Keep one in the car, too.

They Lend Horses, Don't They?

I get a lot of spam. So do you. Most of it falls into predictable categories, right? Herbal supplements. Male enhancements. Financial and work-at-home opportunities. Meet singles in your area.

I have to admit, this one is original. Not that much of my spam falls into the "large animals available for lending" category. Nice work, "Laurance"! Almost made me want to open it.